Once upon a time...in a land very much like this one, a girl named Tina was born. At first glance, she didn't seem like much. Sure she could slobber and fill a mean diaper, but she appeared to be an ordinary girl. Bald, but ordinary.
One day she traveled to a magical land called Book, a wondrous place where all things seemed possible.
However, it wasn't long before she realized that frolicking in others' imaginations just didn't satisfy her fully. So, she wrote.
And that was the day, Tina was truly born.